If humans acted like dogs →
I can’t even handle this right now.
germaineofthrones answered your question: Why does my ex insist on still talking to me? I… closure dawg We’ve been broken up for 2 years and she’s had her current gf for almost 2 years…
Why does my ex insist on still talking to me? I never talk to you, why do you want to talk to me?
Call me a stereotype but all I’ve done tonight is make fried rice, watch cat videos, and now I’m rewatching the L word.
brorex: My only goal for next semester is to try and keep my GPA above my blood alcohol level.
reblog if you're single as fuck
natureefeels replied to your post: I need legitimately easy GPA booster classes… Salsa dancing Christina I would never take salsa dancing, or yoga. They’re not remotely related to my major lol
I need legitimately easy GPA booster classes please! Preferably something similar to psychology, sociology, social work, & criminal justice.
the more I think about my past self the more I
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks to my Data Analysis professors weird grading scale, my 75.7 isn’t a C it’s a B-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG IM SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY RIGHT NOW!
Not feeling well. Sick to my stomach. Stressed. Tired. Work in 4 hours. Fuck.
Best thing I heard today at work: a middle aged woman was selling her books back and one was a binder version. Whoever was helping her asked how come the binder was so beat up, the woman replies by saying, “My 4 year old used it as a step stool to get the Nutella from the top shelf of the pantry.”
runfuckerrun: awkwardadult: IC ANT BREAHTE every fuckin time
I’m tired. I work at 7:30 and I haven’t started studying for me 7pm final yet.
So I opened a bag of pretzel thins and my cat comes running and shoves her nose in the bag. My first immediate thought was, “much too good for children.” Thank you Matilda
pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG